One More Bout with the Halloween SPIRIT!!!

So I'm just relaxing around the house, because Halloween isn't so big in the area we live in. We've only had one caller (albeit 6 kids at once, one of which claimed he was dressed as Barack Obama, who also helped himself to the most candy from our small dish), and it's 8:30 PM. I was reflecting on the few times I participated in Halloween as a kid, and trying to remember the worst treat I ever picked up.



I was once the lucky recipient of a small sack of pennies, I guess because that way I could go out and buy my own candy instead of hassling a complete stranger for theirs. In essence, isn't that what Halloween is all about? Sending your kids out into the streets, begging for food. It's a celebration of the realities of homelessness and the lower-class welfare hand-outs.



Maybe one of THESE in your Halloween welfare sack will make your kid think twice, and actually move out and get a job, putting their true talents to good use.....

That's right. VIOLENTLY RABID FERRET-LOOKING THINGS!! Check your kids bags before letting them eat.

Happy Halloween ;-)

The Halloween SPIRIT!!!!

Well, I'm usually not one to get into the Halloween spirit. It stems from an imaginationless childhood where I didn't like those stupid store-bought costumes that never looked like what you were supposed to be, and the fact that I was poorer than dirt and couldn't afford to make my own. Your typical bedsheet with the holes cut out for your eyes, in my hometown anyway, got you confused with your local KKK outfit and were mistakenly invited to meetings, and then eventually voted Grand Dragon. Ooops!

Anyway, speaking of the Klan...here is my winner for WORST KIDS COSTUME EVER....

I promise you, this is not my kid. I don't have any kids; but if I did, I would dress him up as God and send him to this house so he could HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS!!!

Happy Halloween.

Can the Montana

I swear, if you have little girls under the age of 13 in your house, I'm begging you PLEASE...for the love of humanity, if not for Miley's soul...stop the Hannah Montana monstrosity, before you destroy a human life! Teach them about the damn Smurfs or something.

Check out that awesome news ticker while you're at it.

F@#%IN' B@#%H!!

Remember people...if you are sensitive towards the plight of the elderly, they can really be assholes. I'm just saying, forewarned is forearmed.

Welcome to Intermittent Sanity

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/27/government-foils-skinhead-plot-assassinate-obama/


So, the plan called for driving their car at Obama as fast as they could while shooting at him. It took two guys to come up with this? I love the comment "officials could not describe how advanced or credible the plot was." I'm thinking that two rednecks planning on driving their car really, really fast at the man and shooting him comes under the category NOT TOO ADVANCED and therefore, NOT TOO HARD FOR OFFICIALS TO FIND THESE GUYS. Great work, guys...high fives all around.

And for all you potential redneck assassins out there, here's a piece of advice: next time you plan an assassination on a political figure, it's best not to leave your "plot" on that there paper bag.