One More Bout with the Halloween SPIRIT!!!

So I'm just relaxing around the house, because Halloween isn't so big in the area we live in. We've only had one caller (albeit 6 kids at once, one of which claimed he was dressed as Barack Obama, who also helped himself to the most candy from our small dish), and it's 8:30 PM. I was reflecting on the few times I participated in Halloween as a kid, and trying to remember the worst treat I ever picked up.



I was once the lucky recipient of a small sack of pennies, I guess because that way I could go out and buy my own candy instead of hassling a complete stranger for theirs. In essence, isn't that what Halloween is all about? Sending your kids out into the streets, begging for food. It's a celebration of the realities of homelessness and the lower-class welfare hand-outs.



Maybe one of THESE in your Halloween welfare sack will make your kid think twice, and actually move out and get a job, putting their true talents to good use.....

That's right. VIOLENTLY RABID FERRET-LOOKING THINGS!! Check your kids bags before letting them eat.

Happy Halloween ;-)