Whine Flu

So, you have Swine Flu, eh? Or H1N1 in it's medical terms. How do you feel? Do you ache? Do you have a fever? Stuffy, runny nose? Have you been to the doctor? Did they tell you that you have Swine Flu? Are you and your family anxiously awaiting that vaccination that was promised to you?



If it's one thing I can't stand it's how everyone becomes a hypochondriac when the "Disease of the Week" comes out. IT'S REGULAR FLU WITH A NOT-SO-FANCY NAME! You will not die if you get it. Stay home, do NOT go to the emergency room, or fill up the doctor's office because all they will do is send you home with some Tamiflu. Leave the hospitals for the REAL emergencies.

Why are they making vaccines for this stuff? Because people are freakin' paranoid, that's why. The vaccines are probably just sugar and water anyway.

You want to know why all those people in Mexico died from this flu? Because it's MEXICO! You know the saying about Mexican water: "If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back".

So, let's recap: Swine flu + paranoia x 67,000,000 = regular flu - common sense + 23b (where b = square root of the number of people wearing their ass on their head, which denotes how silly people look running to their doctor for the REGULAR FLU).