There's a Shape of an 'L' on Your Forehead

Here we go again. I don't play politics. I don't give a damn about the environment, or health care, or a war playing out several thousand miles away from my home. I don't care that there's a Democrat in office, or that there was a Republican there for 8 years before that, or a different Democrat in there 8 years before that. I don't care that the President is black, nor do I care for the media that reports that he's still black after a year being elected. I don't care if Fox News is "evil" of even if they are "fair and balanced". They still report on the damn Balloon Boy so that makes them just as bad as CNN and MSNBC.

These are topics that are so argumentative, that they are mundane. People take sides because, in the end, people are judgmental. People believe in their own self-righteousness, that they believe their self-righteousness to be justified, and therefore are qualified to talk on various political subjects. Oh yeah, Smart Guy? Well, why aren't you in the Senate voting in favor of the Health Care bill instead of making videos from your dank, lonely bedroom on a webcam that you bought from your money you made from trading in your Playstation 3 games that you spent 36 freakin' hours trying to beat? Then you post these lame videos on Youtube with nothing but your face, and the backdrop of your dank, lonely bedroom (which, by the way, is still in Mom's house). And you call yourself an expert on the topic? The only expertise I see there, Champ, is Twinkie-grabbing; and that could be an innuendo as well as the actual truth.

Here are topics that we, the common folk, SHOULD be experts on: showers (debatable for some), eating stuff, words that begin with the letter 'F' or 'S', the number of nude scenes in Porky's (never seen it), how many cans can we pull out from the shelf before they all fall down on the floor, fixing a flat, convincing our wives we can fix a flat, convincing our wives the flat is fixed while trying to drown out that sound with the stereo...and let us not forget, putting the seat down.

So, to all you YouTubers who post your own video commentary on subjects that you absolutely are not qualified to handle...your impact on society is the equivalent of a grain of salt landing on the beach. Have fun preaching to an audience of one...your mom!

CJ