With the holiday season upon us, I acknowledge the fact that people like to travel for the season; they plan their vacations around the holidays, generally showing their friends that they're better than everyone else. Everyone wishes them well, and then through their smiling teeth, they wish they get a bad case of food poisoning, and CRAP their lower intestines out in the middle of the Baltic Sea, because HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU MAKE!
On that note, here are some rejected slogans for travel brochures for countries where your friends and co-workers are likely bound to NOT stay, and the places where YOU are bound to stay instead, because you don't make as much.
Enjoy your vacation, LOSERS!
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