Here in the US, it is Thanksgiving. We just returned from the in-laws where we had turkey, mashed potatoes with cheese, cranberries, jalapeno spinach, asparagus, and the tops...CORN PUDDING! The latter made by my hot-as-hell wife. Yes, folks...hot and a good cook. BE JEALOUS!
In honor of this day, I present to you the Top 5 Things Overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner....
5. Those aren't giblets in the gravy.
4. Happy Thanksgiving, Mom and Dad. I'm gay.
3. It will be interesting to see if Uncle Charlie brings a prostitute this year.
2. Remember the time when Grandpa Ned slathered stuffing all over his nipples?
1. Quick! Somebody turn the lights out! Dick Cheney is here for our Turkey of Mass Destruction!
Happy Thanksgiving. And to my readers in Canada...October??? WTF??
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1 comment:
ROFLMAO!!!
2 words...mmm...stuffing.
Okay, 1 drool, 1 word. Hope you had a great one. But no pumpkin pie? Although corn pudding sounds awesome. Send me the recipe Martha. :)
~B
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