No Riots, Please

Stephen Hawking is known for being a frickin' genius. He is a British physicist, and one of the smartest men in the world. He has ways in which he could manipulate the economy, has some ideas on international policies, and can feed the hungry. Above everything else, his Speak-n-Spell voice box gives memorable, inspiring speeches to millions of British. Too bad he couldn't come up with a better campaign poster, because the Labour Party could ride his star to the top.





A Trekkie convention-free England! Who WOULDN'T want to move there??