Obama Finds Osama in Alabama --- On a Llama

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

This sums up left-wing supporters to a tee. IT'S OVER! SHUT UP ALREADY!! YOU WON!!! GET OVER IT!!!! I'm no right-wing, bible-toting, grumpy-old-men's party McCain lover, but CLEARLY Obama supporters were the most OBNOXIOUS of either party. They're like the guy at the party who talks about nothing but sports, and has a favorite team; then when someone else brings up THEIR team, he shouts "THEY SUCK!" and backs it up by passing out on the couch after vomiting in the backyard.

I know you understand that analogy. If you don't, email your complaints to chris@idontgiveashit.org