In the News....?

President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are deciding on the decor of the White House after inauguration; they are undecided as to design a bowling alley or a basketball court. When asked about his opinion on this, current President George W Bush stated,"I just hope they don't tear down my giant, inflatable ball tent."

In Denver, a man was arrested on charges of harassment, when he grabbed a female college student by the shoulder, and told her she was pretty. Ironically, the man was sentenced to 6 months in jail with a cell mate named Paul, who will tell him HE is pretty everyday.

In celebrity news, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch has been sold. However, upon arrival of the new owners, they proclaimed, "It smells like baby powder and wine around here!".

According to actor Josh Brolin, President George W Bush has seen Oliver Stone's movie based on him, "W" in which Brolin plays the President. Bush has claimed to like the film, but expressed disappointment with the fact that they cut the scene where he went down the Super Fun Slide at Six Flags.

One more thing before I go...I want to introduce FELIX, THE GAYING MANTIS....




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